AISubs v3.7
[At the end of this video, you'll see a scene where I laugh and say something bad about Tokaiwai]
I don't like talking to you, Shibata.
[At the end of this video, you'll see a scene where I laugh and say something bad about Tokaiwai]
Shibata.
Why are you talking about me?
I don't like you, Tokaiwai.
Shibata.
I don't like you, Tokaiwai.
I don't like you, Shibata.
What Tokaiwai lacks is...
fashion.
You laugh and speak in a drunk fashion.
We'll keep that fashion today.
So, please enjoy today's video with coffee and sweet and moist feelings.
Today's video is fashion.
Can you leave scones here?
Are scones fashionable?
Are barbecues fashionable?
Are ping-pong fashionable?
No, no, no.
You're crazy.
So, today...
Tokaiwai's "Fashionable Mistakes Searching Contest"!
One person took a fashionable video today.
But it's not enough to just watch it.
One by one, we put in a moment when it's not fashionable here.
While watching it, we'll search for it in a hurry if it's not fashionable here.
The model is...
Zawa-kun!
My fashionable video.
Here it is.
Oh, it's fashionable.
Wow!
Did you make it yourself?
Of course.
Wow!
Yes, yes, yes.
What is it?
Wow!
What is it?
If we come here, we'll be separated, won't we?
We'll be separated like this
It's over.
Isn't it fashionable?
No, it's not fashionable. It's bad, isn't it?
Seriously?
I think there was a scene where I just lay down on the screen.
Well, that's just my editing skills.
Is it fashionable there?
Can you stop saying that?
The material of brown is poop juice.
No, it's not.
I don't like poop.
Yellow is pee.
I thought of it at first, but it didn't come out for five minutes.
That's why I stopped saying it.
Toilet water.
No, it's not.
Is it white? Milk?
That's right!
There was white.
It's a little lighter than all paints,
but there was milk that was the coldest at home,
so I dissolved it in salty milk.
No, it's not fashionable.
That's all.
Sashimitsu-kun, can I say it?
This is my fashionable.
Isn't it suspicious already?
It was a little tasteless in slow motion.
What was it now?
It wasn't Don Quijote, was it?
No, it's not Don Quijote.
It's pink.
You were wearing a green T-shirt.
You were wearing a pink T-shirt.
Yes!
The T-shirt is ugly!
You idiot!
It's not a T-shirt!
You're making fun of me!
I'll say it again.
It's pretty thin, but...
I'm sorry. I didn't want to push it now.
Oh, your clothes have changed.
This is definitely not a lame T-shirt.
I'm sure Misery would say that.
Yesterday, when I was passing under this, someone said to me, "This is you!"
Really?
I was in front of this pedestrian crossing and I thought there was someone taking something and I passed under it.
Don't be shy.
Yes!
This T-shirt that Shimizu is wearing now is a lame T-shirt that I bought at a luxury store in front of my dream.
It's a lame T-shirt!
Yes!
It's a lame T-shirt!
It's true!
It's a lame T-shirt.
Anyway, let's play it.
Look, it's a lame T-shirt.
It's a problem of background.
I hope this is sponsored.
It's pretty long.
It's like a music video.
It's like a rap song.
I hope you can play it properly.
I like it.
By the way, I bought seven of them.
If you say it for a long time...
If you say it for a long time, I'll do it.
It's not fashionable.
What do you mean?
It's not fashionable.
Yes.
Well, Tatsuya-kun.
Yes.
I'm worried.
Are you worried?
This is not a place to fool around.
You said it was fashionable.
Fashionable is scary.
My fashion is here.
Oh.
Oh, cute, cute.
Oh.
What is it? What is it?
Yes!
Hey, that...
Total coordinate was...
Hahahahaha!
Correct!
What are you doing?
Correct!
It's different!
It's fashionable!
I'm going to take a look at the fashionable changes!
Yes!
What is it? What is it?
Oh!
Hahahahaha!
It's fashionable!
Let's look at the hair color mix!
Yes! Yes!
It's probably different!
Let's look at the color mix!
Yes!
Hmm?
Oh!
Fast!
No, it's the other way around.
Yes!
What is it?
There was a kickback here!
Hahahahaha!
Did you hit me with boxing?
Oh!
What is it?
It's sad.
Hahahahaha!
It's funny.
What are you doing?
It's fashionable!
What are you doing?
Hahahahaha!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
It's going down.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Yes!
Yes, yes.
What is it?
A rolling towel is ugly.
Correct!
Really?!
It's difficult!
Is it a tag?
Did you think it was a tag?
Me too.
A tag is also ugly.
What is that?
A rolling towel is ugly no matter who uses it.
What should we do with this item?
That's right.
To use this, we have to do that, but we can't.
Huh? What happened to the underpants?
Huh? I bought it.
Wow!
You're crazy.
Then, I will go with number four.
Yes.
Then, I will go with my teaching video.
That's enough.
It's like a bar.
It's cool.
It's amazing.
It's fashionable.
Hello.
My name is...
Wait a minute.
Why do you want to go there?
Where is it?
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
You!
Hello.
It's strange.
My name is Kidera Hitoshi.
Today, I would like to show you what is fashionable and not fashionable.
It's like a mosaic.
First of all, fashion is about clothing and wearing what you have decided to wear.
Junya Watanabe said that.
Right?
Junya Watanabe.
First of all, this hat.
I think it suits me because I am white today.
It makes me look like a peasant.
So, I put on this hat and tried to look like a mountain camel.
I will keep this tag, too.
Don Quixote!
Not into it!
I'm sure you've read about me in fashion magazines and stuff.
Yes!
I'm only a viewer, but...
And today's topic is...
At first glance, it's a simple top, isn't it?
But there's a hole in it.
There's a hole in it.
No, it's not!
It's a hole.
This is going to happen twice.
A hole is ugly, isn't it?
It's not ugly!
Oh!
I don't know about that.
Okay, here we go.
This hole is...
Every time I wear this clothes and go somewhere, I make a hole in it.
This hole is from the first time I bought it.
And this hole is...
I think I wore it when I went to the bank in Tokyo with my girlfriend.
Wow!
Well, for now.
Going to the bank with your girlfriend is not fashionable.
It's fashionable!
Wow!
Really?
It's fashionable!
I thought you would say that.
Well, it's fashionable.
So...
Why don't you try it?
I'd like to teach you not only the basics of clothes, but also many other fashionable things.
For example, this one roll cake.
You can eat it as it is.
What is it?
Roll cake is expensive!
It's fashionable, isn't it?
Roll cake is expensive!
Roll cake!
I always put this Apollo on when I eat something.
Apollo is delicious even if you eat it normally, but it is important to put it on.
And when you put Apollo on, be sure to make a separate stick.
(Laughs)
You see, it's fashionable, isn't it?
Let's do Mesomaltan for real!
(Laughs)
You guys should try it too.
That's right, all water coming out of the tap is carbonated.
If you carbonate it, it will be crispy all day and the performance will go up.
Huh? It looks like I have a bad complexion.
It looks delicious.
For the time being, instead of blush, I'm painting my face with meat.
It's fashionable!
(Laughs)
Is this okay?
Oh, this?
I always hang meat on the tip of my hat.
(Laughs)
It's like lip cream.
I think it's fashionable.
Do you recommend it? Meat.
And for the shampoo I always use, be sure to mix it with espresso.
(Laughs)
That's right, it's fashionable.
If you do that, it will smell slightly from your head.
This is also highly recommended.
It's good to put in a fresh one.
Well, that's all for my fashionable lesson today.
Wow, it's funny.
Huh?
See you later, Torchi and Kappana.
See you later.
Finally, this seaweed is ugly.
Correct!
Wow!
Huh?
Certainly, it's fashionable now.
No, it's like meat.
Wow!
I know what you mean.
It's not fashionable anymore.
Well, it's decided.
Really?
I see.
I was wrong.
(Laughs)
It's hard to say.
Well, shall we go to the last lesson?
Yes.
This is the first time for Ryo to present it.
That's right.
Ryo-kun edited it, right?
Yes.
This is Ryo-kun's "fashionable". Here you go.
Oh, it's really fashionable.
Huh? Is it fashionable?
It's still fashionable.
Something is hidden, isn't it?
What is it?
Huh?
(Music)
Oh!
What is this sound?
(Music)
Where is it?
(Music)
What are you doing?
Sweetness is freedom.
(Music)
What are you doing?
(Music)
Huh?
Oh!
Oh, yes!
It's too fashionable!
Huh?
It's dangerous!
If you see it, you'll know in an instant.
Huh? It's really fashionable, isn't it?
Yes.
The way you hold the violin is wrong.
Oh, it's wrong.
Yes.
Here you go. "key" is wrong.
Oh, it's close.
"key"?
Yes, here you go.
The song changed in the middle.
Oh, it's wrong.
Huh? But it ended strangely, didn't it?
You took it seriously, didn't you?
Correct!
Huh?
It's a song I played to a friend who belongs to a professional band and told him to play a really lame arrangement.
Huh?
Oh!
It's really lame.
Huh? Is that what you were listening to now?
Yes, the song I was listening to now is "torytory".
Did you put it in?
Yes, I put it in and it's lame.
I have 10 million yen.
Huh?
It's really dangerous!
Huh?
It's really dangerous!
Lame is high degree.
Lame is fashionable, isn't it?
Lame is fashionable.
It's not fashionable, but it's fashionable.
Lame is fashionable.
It's not even lame for me.
It's lame.
Thank you very much.
It's not lame, but it's fashionable for me.
FASHIONABLE!
Everyone is different and everyone is fashionable, isn't it?
For the ending, I'd like you to ask me to play the ending once and say "OK", so I'll play it for you.
That's the ending!
Wow!
With one earpiece, the Japanese violinist's friend is the winner!
Congratulations!
He played it for me in the car.
He played it for you in the car?